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I will make a bargain with the Republicans. If they will stop telling lies about Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them.
Adlai Stevenson

"In this world of sin and sorrow, there is always something to be thankful for.
As for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican."

H. L. Mencken

"For those of you scoring at home, the Clintons have been cleared on Whitewater, cleared on the travel office, cleared on the file matter, cleared on the vandalism, cleared on Madison Guaranty. Cleared on Vince Foster's suicide. The right wing is zero-for--life going after the Clintons. They ought to get a life!"
Paul Begala,   Begala Shoots The Bull


Conservatives ... Conservatives

Sociology
You don't have to believe that Republicans suck to get an A in this class,
you just have to convince the professor that you do.

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conservative catechism
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world according to the conservatives
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10 coms for dr.laura callers
republican - english dictionary
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Dubya Dictionary
An Open letter to Dr.Laura
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rack jite's quotables
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republican canonical list
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top ten conservative idiots archive
bob boudelang rebuttals
crossfire toons
pearly toons
Ari Fleischer Speaks
Karl Rove Speaks
How to be a right-wing pundit in 12 easy lessons
Ari Fleischer's 10 Commandments of Patriotism
Liberal Cartoon Humor
Republican's Ten Commandments
GOP / Bush Banners
Create Your Own Terror Warning
TIPS humor
American Crusade 2001 T-cards
About 200 republican jokes
The game of VENT


 

"It's much harder to be a Liberal than a conservative. Why?
Because it is easier to give someone the finger than a helping hand."

Mike Royko


george w. bush humor

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The Liberal Media Myth


"Clinton's advisors met nearly weekly on how to stop bin Laden ...
I didn't detect that kind of focus from the Bush adminsitration."

Two Star General Donald Kerrick

"I don't believe any longer that it's a matter of connecting the dots.
I think they had a veritable blueprint and we want to know why they didn't act on it."

Senator Arlen Specter (R-pa)

"Of course Bush knew about the impending attacks on America . He did nothing to warn the American people, because he needed this war on terrorism. His daddy had Saddam and he needed Osama. His presidency was going nowhere. He wasn't elected by the American people, but placed in the Oval Office by the conservative Supreme Court; the economy was sliding into the usual Republican pits and he needed something to hang his presidency on. This guy is a joke. His silence was sleazy and contemptible."
Lt.Colonel Steve Butler

What Bush Knew
Bill Clinton's anti-terrorism measures
Lt.Col.Steve Butler's Letter